Having waited an additional hour for extensive Learjet (Ryanair) detailing, we were ready for departure…2 hours and some biblical turbulence later we landed…shaken but looking fresh and ready to deliver the smack down.
Day 1: Time to unleash the garms
After three rounds of thumb war (in which Adrian cheated) – we’d settled the 'who was wearing what' debate. We were due for a day’s cruising on the high seas, so it felt apt that we sported the muffin and crossbones piece.
After breakfast
All was going swimmingly…glassy waters, blue skies with the occasional dolphin popping up to check the T-Shirts. Then…our skipper…made a schoolboy error in offering Justin the master controls. Justin, not known for his nautical prowess proceeded to throw the 56' cruiser into a 130 degree turn at the precise moment Adrian entered the commode. He claims to have remained steadfastly on target – although I’m sure, I heard him shout “Oh for __ sake it’s gone everywhere!!!” Taking the opportunity when it arose Adrian stepped up to the wheel and skilfully without incident (you can tell whis writing this bit) steered the vessel through the Majorcan seas.
The remainder of our trip went without incident – we were even inducted as honourary crew members, helping to successfully moor at the harbour!
So time for the night time madness......after a quick arm wrestle to determine once again who would wear what Cupcakes tee we headed to the club
Jumping on the decks after BBC Rdio One's Tim Westwood - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/westwood/soundboard.shtml
we took the party from the window to the wall for a couple of hours
At the fifth time of asking we decided to make an announcement over the pa – Spring Break Listen Up – if you like the T-Shirts just google Johnny Cupcakes and all will be revealed.
The End......for now
